1. cassieblack:

    arineat:

    sigmarikz:

    certaflyably:

    thirstingaintdead:

    Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

    1. "Make me",
    2. "oh really",
    3. "is that so"

    "prove it"

    "What’s in it for me?"

    "Wanna bet?"

    "Scared, Potter?"

    (via amahzingphil)

     
  2. billywigins:

    inspired by [x]

    (via bbcssherlock)

     

  3. jonnovstheinternet:

    So I heard it’s Earth Day

    image

    (via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

     
  4. dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

    dovahchickuniverse:

    I’m not sorry

    "Good morning, gorgeous."

    (via highfunctioning-clotpole)

     
  5. dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

    dovahchickuniverse:

    I’m not sorry

    "Good morning, gorgeous."

    (via highfunctioning-clotpole)

     

  6. Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

    the-inspired-lesbian:

     
  7. julstorres:

    the-real-goddamazon:

    quietlydepraved:

    pixiesteahouse:

    princeconstantine:

    runningoffthereeses:

    well, thats enough internet for today

    I need this

    Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

    How ~refined~

    I NEED THIS IN THE HOUSE TO SEE IF PEOPLE NOTICE

    OMG

    IMAGINE HAVING YOUR PARENTS OVER

    does anyone have a gif handy for the scene in the Birdcage with the classical Greek dining ware

    (Source: g-raceland, via praisethepadabooty)

     
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  9. circletines:

    there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

    (Source: stephenhawqueen, via sophmoreslump)

     

  10. glory-to-cobrastan:

    come with me

    and you’ll be

    in a world

    of image

    (via superwherelock)